Thursday, September 20, 2007

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10 REASONS WHY SHOULD YOU LEAVE WORK AT 6.00PM

1. Employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6 .00pm.

2. Work is a never-ending process even you stay until next morning
you
will never finish it.

3. Human are not robots even robots / machines have to rest or else
will facing breakdown problems.

4. You love your career, but your family is even more important in
your
life.

5. If you failed in your life, you boss is not going to be the one
who
gives you a helping hand whereas your family would befinitely
offer help.

6. You do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because
of
your job.

7. Monthly salary = Work from 9am - 5.00pm, if 5.30pm = $0.00 + 0
Bonus +
Ang Pau + 0 Appreciation + Bad Health + Bad Social Life + Poor
Family
Relationship. Equal To: Unproductive Employee + Performance Drop
+
Company Reputation Drops + Retrenchment Rate Increases +
Resignation Rate
Increases

8. If the person who disagree to the above formulation, we think
he/she
is a loser who is no life, kiss ass person, heartless asshole,
doomed
workaholic, son of a bitch, etc. He/she deserves the 'Best
Employee of
"The Year' award!

9. You don't give a fucking damn if your boss fires you.

10. For the Chinese, remember this 'House In The East No Longer Keep
You,
Then Just Move to The West House' - Dong Ka Hmm Ta, Ta Sai Ka!


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