TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can
talk".

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned
to speak through clenched teeth.

6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to
decaffeinated.

5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number
of people in the family.

4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out
the trash.

1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

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